O: I'm certainly glad I just got a flavor of wyld katz, this has been amazing you guys
A: Those were crazy times
O: But as we're entering into the last bit of this show, there's something I really needed to ask you about
A: Yeah, yeah what's up?
O: I think you know
All: Ugh, here we go
O: It's the stuff of legend
M: No comment
O: I wanna set the record straight with you guys. At first it was, at first it was.
S: Ah, hmm
O: How did you make it this far in your career without learning to turn on a microphone?
S: Well, we're the biggest band in the world so they do it for me
O: But surely, you cut your teeth being your own roady, setting up your own mikes
S: No
A: What's your question?
O: This is my question right now. How the fuck did you get so big without learning to turn on a fucking mic, goddammit!
S: I don't do my own gear
C: Stop dissing Spencer, or we're leaving right now and not doing the rest of the interview
A: It seemed like you were going somewhere at first
O: Oh yeah, and then it seemed like you guys were being a bunch of divas, ok so
A: NO. He turned on his microphone
S: Yeah
O: Alright
A: What a DIVA
-S laughs mockingly-
O: Ok getting back to the story
C: You're producing this interview, why'd you give him a turned off microphone?
O: Cuz I figured he could figure out how to turn on a mic
S: Were you trying to silence me?
O: Alright
S: CENSORSHIP CENSORSHIP
O: Alright Alright, Guys
M: WHAT?!
O: Gonna bring us back to the night, it started of with 10, then 100 then 1000, now it's it's living in infamy as the night of 10,000 blowjobs
A: Look Olimar,
O: Can you tell us how it went down?
A: Do you want to know the truth about the night of 10,000 blowjobs? You're not gonna hear it from me, try this guy.
M: Truth about the night of 10,000 blowjobs, well uh, agh, I can't do it
S: Truth about the night of 10,000 blowjobs... so, no, I can't do it
C: If you want like a cool fun story about the 10,000 blowjobs, I'll tell you that. But if you want the truth about the night of 10,000 blowjobs, I guess you'd have to ask Ben
O: The fish?
All laugh
B: -Unintelligible-
S: What the fuck is this? And that's the truth about the night of 10,000 blowjobs

B: It all started with a kiss
O: Just a kiss?
B: Yeah, first it was on the cheek, and then uh then moved a little upwards, and then downwards. As I sat there looking up at the girl of my dreams, I realized, there were thousands of other women of my dreams. I'm a fucking rockstar, I can fucking make out with all of them.
So then I went out after the show
All the fans met me at the back of the theatre and I was like "Hey, come back to the Marriott down the road; me and my boys will be there; my fishbowl is located there. And I can jump out of it just for you."
A: So that's basically it
O: I see how this turned into the night of 10,000 kisses, but I think we all know that night went a little further than that. Also unclear to me how a fish can anatomically receive a blowjob. Can you guys elaborate on that?
A: Are you asking how a fish can receive a blowjob?
O: Yeah
A: We didn't give 10,000 fish blowjobs
O: But one of you is a fish; this is an established fact.
S: Yeah
O: He's medically diagnosed as a fish
S: It doesn't take a doctor
A: To sleep with the fishes
S: Yeah, you wanna know the truth? you asked me earlier, I'll tell you the truth.
We were walking to this old pub
I think we were in England or Scotland
Walkin down the street chewing gum
Got approached by a girl
I think her name was uh... Sophie or Cassidy or uh... Cassandra
She was having a party and uh was supposed to be uh pretty good
It was a college town so we thought we would
So we followed Cassie down to the party
And uh... turns out she lived in uh...
Mansion
Thou-thousands of people there
I think we even met Beck Hansson
And uh.. we went upstairs to the private VIP room
And in that room well, I can't really tell you what happened
But you might know soon
I'll let uh... a guy named Mitch
Youngest guy in the band
Tell us a little more about the night of 10k BJs

M: Well the crazy part is
I wasn't even with you guys half that time
S: That's true
M: I went off on my own adventure
S: That's true
M: See, I met a girl at that party, really hit it off
S: That's true
M: We had the same interests, the same kind of style and it's amazing when you find that person and you talk to them and within an hour you know these things
So we, yeah we bailed, we headed out
We hit the town, we walked down the streets, down the cobblestone
And it seems a little like...
Maybe too much
Maybe I'm just naive being the youngest
S: That's true
M: But I think we fell in love
S: That's true
M: And y'know my night of 10,000 blowjobs, it was beautiful, but I can say that I can account for at least one of those
S: That's true
M: But I think one of the crazier things that happened, happened to Charlie that night, and he should tell you more about it

C: Olimar, you're gonna like this part.
So earlier you were asking
How a fish can get a blowjob
Well I got something to tell you
Ben the fish, he and I
Went into a secret pool in the mansion
And let me just say
Fish don't have dicks in the way that we do
But they got lips and they're always moist
Fish don't have dicks like how we do
But their lips are always nice and soft
So, Ben gave me 50 blowjobs in that pool
It felt great, it was super cool
But if you wanna really hear what really happened that night
You're gonna have to ask
Someone who saw quite a sight
Our friend Adam, let's go

A: So if you're keeping track at home
That's 50 blowjobs between two members of the band
So you can count that as 100
S: 101 Mitch got one, mitch got one, mitch got one
M: Yeah I got one that's true
A: At this time, everyone knew I was dating a lot of women
M: a lot that's true
A: I was hopped up almost every night
M: That's true
A: And I invited all my girlfriends to this one party
M: That's true
A: Like we were all poly, I wasn't mean to them, like we weren't exclusive, they could see whoever they wanted; I could see whoever I wanted, it's the kind of thing you get into when you date AJB
But anyway,
I start boasting about how I have a
Tasty unit
M: That's True
A: And a lot of people said:
Prove It
That tasty unit
Prove it
That tasty unit
M: That's true
A: So I dropped trough
And took it out
And they said "Wow"
"That looks yummy!"
I said I never stop
Cummin
Once I start
M: Once he starts he never stops
A: So they lined up
And licked their lips
Things got sloppy pretty quick
But it felt really good
Prove it
That tasty unit
Tasty unit tasty unit
Prove it
That tasty unit
Let me suck it
That tasty unit
Let me suck on it
That tasty unit
Let me prove it to myself
That tasty unit
All to myself
That tasty unit
S: The truth about, the truth about, the truth about, the night of 10k BJS
M: All of this really happened
I can promise you that
We're not lying one bit
Everything is true when it's said
By a Wyld Kat
That's true
All: That's true