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Halloween Day
04:49
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It's halloween day at school
And I'm gonna look pretty cool
I've got my
My costume picked out already
Heh, I'm gonna be Freddy
That's right I'm gonna be Freddy
My best friend's goin as Jason
That's right, I'll be Freddy
And I don't think my first grade class be ready
It's halloween class today
And all the math can go away
It's halloween class today
I hope they're ready
I'm gonna be Freddy
Well I'm just waiting for my friend
You know the guy I'm in it til the end with
He said he'd be Jason today
Now I don't even see him
But I'm still Freddy
And I'm still ready
Even if he's not here
What the fuck Jason
I said you'd be here with me
I said we'd be cool
We'd impress all the girls in grade three
I said you'd be here with me
But now you're not
I think you forgot
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Welcome to the big day
Welcome to the day my parents say that I start my real life
Start my real life
Start my real life
But hey!
Welcome to my big day
All the other kids, they say it's crazy
Welcome to my big day (big day)
All the teachers feel a little weird about this
Welcome to my big day
I don't know how to feel
If I even know what to say
Welcome to my big day
It all feels a little rushed, but what the hey
We're gonna have a wedding today, today
(Today we are gathered
To say hooray!
Today we are gathered
To say, Hooray!)
Welcome to my big day
It's all so new, I don't know what to say
Welcome to my big day
We're having a wedding, whether I like it or not, so what the hey
Having a wedding today
What the hey!
Having a wedding today on the playground
I do
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3. |
Rock 'N' Roll Cadaver
06:09
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(1 2 3 4)
Ooooh Ahhh
The cadaver is my friend
He's my best friend
I learn about the inside of myself
And the rest of my friends
He's my friend
The cadaver is my friend
I learn about the inside of myself
And the rest of our friends
He's my friend (Cadaver is my friend)
He's my friend (Cadaver is my friend)
Cadaver is my friend (Cadaver is my friend)
Cadaver is my friend (Forever be my friend)
You'll always be my friend (Forever be my friend)
I'd rather be my friend (Forever be my friend)
I'd rather be my friend
The cadaver
Is my friend
Never want to lose
My cadaver as a friend
Because he teaches me
What's inside of me and my other friends
Cadaver is my friend
Cadaver is my friend
My best friend
The cadaver
Is always there for me
He teaches me
What's inside myself
The cadaver is cool
Cadaver's my friend
And Cadaver
Cadaver is my friend
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Do you like me? I hope so
Do you like me? I think you know
Do you like me? I hope so
If you like me send back a note
Do you like me? I really wanna know babe
Do you like me? Send me another note please
Do you like me? I need to know
I need to know, please let me know
You've been sitting in front of me for three years in English class
You've been sitting in front of me, and I can't look away from your ass
You've been sitting in front of me and I think you gotta know
If you like me, check yes, and if not check no
Do you like me? I don't know
Do you like me? Let me know
Do you like me? Please say so
I wanna know, send back a note
Do you like me? I hope so
Do you like me? I wanna know
Do you like me? Check yes or no
If you like me send back a note
Everybody all i wanna do is see you next to me
In the lunchroom sitting, you're so pretty
I wanna see you smile
I wanna see you grin back at me
Homecoming's coming up
Do you have a date?
Homecoming's coming up and it's not to late
I hope it's not too late for me to ask you
I'm gonna borrow my uncle's ferrari it'll rule
Maybe you wanna ride in a limo
If your friends are gonna go
I can be a little flexible
Please just let me know
Do you like me? Let me know
Do you like me? Check yes or no
Do you like me? I hope so
If you like me, send back a note
No way
No way it's crazy for you to not like me
We have been, sitting so close together
I see it in your eyes,
I see it in the way you look at me when I'm presenting
I'm presenting a history project
Presenting my heart to you
Presenting love as an object
Presenting my intentions to you
To you
To you
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5. |
Battle of the Bands
12:01
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Hey everyone this is Principal Johnson
(BOO) {no more homework!}
We don't have to do this battle of the bands
We don't! We can call this off
Welcome to the 2016 Battle of the Bands
We got a lot of great acts coming up a lot of really inspiring students (BOWLER BOMB FOOTBALL RULES!)
Uh... up first we have the Bowler Bombs.
I'm cool with the life I'm living now
No one is gonna tell me how
I'm cool with the life I'm living now
No one is gonna tell me how to live
Tell me how to live (tell me how to live)
Nobodies gonna tell me
I'm cool with the life I'm living now
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how
I'm cool with the life I'm living now (living now)
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
Tell me how to live (live)
Tell me how to live
I'm cool with the life I'm living now
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
I'm cool with the life I'm living now
I'm cool with the life I'm livin real good
Hangin with my friends and smokin real good
Hangin with my friends and bein real cool
I'm cool with the life I'm livin now
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
Well that's the end of your time, give it up for the Bowler Bombs
Alright, up next, it's the Wyld Katz (Wyld Katz!)
{No more homework}
Everytime I go to bed
Thinkin again about you
I can't sleep until you're next to me (next to me)
Everytime I go to bed
Thinkin about you
I can't sleep until we're together
It was two days ago
I saw you down the hall at school
You were leaving chem and I saw you there
It was two days ago
And it had been a while since we talked
I was gonna say what's up
And see how you were
Cuz When I go to sleep at night
I think about you all the time
I can't sleep until you're next to me
Cuz when I go to bed at night
I dream and I dream and I dream
I can't stop dreamin about you
Cuz when I go to bed at night
I think about you all the time
I can't sleep unless you're next to me
When I go to bed at night
I think about you all the time
Cuz I can't sleep unless
You're next to me
It's time to go to bed at night
I've been crying all day
It's time to go to bed for a while
I think I'm done with today
It's time to go to bed for a while
I've been crying all day
After I saw you with that other guy
I've been thinkin about you for all my life
I didn't know it until right now
It's time to go to bed
I've been cryin'
For quite a while
And now I sleep for like seven more days
Thanks for comin everyone the Wyld Katz wins! [BOO!]
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Dusty, dusty
Surrounded by
People's sneakers
Under the bleachers
Dusty, dusty
Hangin with Rusty (Rusty)
Beneath the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
I don't go to the football games to watch them bump into eachother
I don't go to the football games to watch them collide
I don't go to the football games to watch them bump into eachother
I go to the football games to feel alive Whoa
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Unnin at teachers
I don't like my teacher givin me attitude
So I curse at them
Right under the bleachers
They can't hear me
They can't see me
I'm so sneaky
My teachers don't even hear me stomp
I'm all quiet, they're all like
"I'm a teacher, they are not
I can make them talk and talk"
I can talk about my teachers
They can't hear me because they're secrets
I can't hear my teachers
When I'm underneath the bleachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Swearin at teachers ahhoo
Swearin at teachers ahhoo
Dusty, dusty
Write my a letter
Dusty, dusty
Write my a note
Rusty, rusty
Lookin at old screws
Gummy, gum
Over my head
Dusty, dusty
Girls in our sweaters
Rusty Rusty
Lookin so good
Up above me
There are some letters
Gino was here
Is what the bleachers say
Under the bleachers
Swearin at teachers
Under the bleachers
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Before I knew it
My vision was cloudy
One deep breath and I was lost
The first moment I saw down the street
The store that I used to go to
I wanted snacks real bad
And everything was gone
Before I knew what had happened
Everything that I knew was gone
One deep breath and then suddenly
Everything had changed
One deep breath, one deep breath, one deep breath
The familiar alleyway that we used to hang out in everyday
Was gone in one deep breath
Oohh aahhh
She said just breathe in
Just take a big gulp
I was, feeling like I believed her
Wulp
With one deep breath
I took, inhaled into my young
I shook
With one deep breath
All that I knew was gone
[breathe sounds]
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8. |
8th Grade: Detention
05:52
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Just outside the window
I see the crew
But I'm stuck inside here
Right next to you
Just outside the window
It's a beautiful day
But I'm stuck inside here
For three hours a day
I wish my friend Mitch wasn't such a bad boy
He could be hanging out with us outside
I'm lookin in the window and I see him locked away
And I miss him so
I wish Mitch wasn't such a bad boy
He could be outside hanging out with us today
I see him in the window
Locked away
And I miss him so
Hey new friend from detention (yeah?)
I think I need someone to talk to [we wish we could]
My best friend Evan is on the outside
But at least I got you (at least you've got me)
Let me tell you about him
He's cool
He's fast
He's good-looking
He's tall
He can sing
And he gets good grades
He's smart
I already said that
But it means more
He's my best friend
But you're okay
Oh, I'm in detention
I don't have a whole lot of friends
The only person who talks to me
Is Mitch, but he just pretends
I don't got nobody
It's only me at school
It's only me at home
My parents broke the rules
And they went to jail
Listen I'm trying to tell you something
I said I'm trying to tell you something
I need to let you know
Nobody ever listens to me
Nobody ever listens to me
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
Nobody ever listens to me
I'm all alone
My parents are in jail
Cuz they're bad boys like me
I'm all alone
And I'm sick of listening about Evan
I'm sick of listening to you Mitch
Listen to me back
And another thing about my friend is that
He's just better than you
There's no way to say it
Without hurting somebody
But that's the thing about my best friend
Is that he's better than you
And that's just fact
And everyone knows it
If we go to this school
It's true
He's better than you
It's true
That he's better than you
It's so true
That he's better than you
New friend in detention
I don't even know your name
And I don't fucking care
Mitch is my best friend
There's no denying that
And I'm the best friend he could have
He loves me so much
And I bet that he's tellin that new friend in detention
That I'm his best friend
I'm his best friend
I miss you out here Mitch
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9. |
Principal For A Day
05:15
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"If I dreamed, I would dream about being the principal for a day"
My new policy
Is that we should be free
My new policy
Is that everyone should feel
Safe at this school to be who they wanna be
My new policy
Is that you and me
Can be whatever we want to be
My new policy
Is that everyone should feel
That they can do what they want and be who they wanna be
That's my new policy
That's my new policy
That's my new policy
When I'm the principal for a day
That's my new policy
That's my new policy
That's my new policy
You gotta do what I say
I'm principal for a day
And you gotta do what I say
I'm the principal for a day
So you gotta do what I say
I'm the principal for a day
So you better do what I say
I'm the principal for a day
So you gotta do what I say
Here we go!
My new policy
My new policy
My new policy
My new policy
My new policy
My new policy
Everybody should feel what they wanna feel
And be who they wanna be
And see what they wanna see
And creep who they wanna creep
Just kidding
Just be who you wanna be
Be who you wanna be
That's my new policy
Gotta be who you want to be
That's my new policy
I'm principal for a day
You gotta do what I say
That's my new policy
Is be who you want to be
Be who you want to be
Be who you want to be
That's my new policy
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10. |
2 Cases of Keystone
05:08
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And dontcha know
I bought two cases of keystone
Dontcha see
This is gonna be one hell of a party
And you're gonna be
Comin home with me
And you're gonna be
Singin
Hallelujah
Keystone
I'm not spendin a
Nother night alone
And dontcha know
I got two cases of keystone
Oh my god it's me
On TV
They saw me
Looking at a funny DVD
And dontcha know
I got unlimited rentals all summer now
Dontcha see
You're gonna be singin
Hallelujah
Meh
Keystone
Hallelujah
Keystone
You'll singin Hallelujah
(Pour one out for my brothers)
Keystone
(Pour one out when you're alone)
Hallelujah
(Pour one out for our friend Evan)
Keystone
(He had to go home)
I won't be alone tonight
Alone today
I will be happy if I have any say
Hallelujah
Keystone
Hallelu
And look at you
Hallelu
Look at you
On ja
I will
Pour myself up this year
On John
I will
Pull myself up this year
Don't count me out
Not this year
Don't count me out
Hallelujah
Keystone
Hallelujah
I won't spend this one alone
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11. |
Dean's List Dipshits
08:42
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Made it to the dean's list
Finally after months of studying
We've made it to the dean's list
After all these years
And no that we're there
It doesn't mean nearly as much as we thought
Nearly as much as we wanted
Nearly as much as we thought
Nearly as much as we wanted
Made it to the dean's list
After all these years of studying hard
We made it to the dean's list
Studied so hard
Now that we're here it doesn't mean as much as we thought
Not as much as we thought
Not as much as we wanted all this time
Feel like dipshits for all the work that we put in
Who knew that it wouldn't add up to much
Now that we're done
Now that we're here it doesn't mean as much
Put all this work in and now we're getting nothing
Out of it, out of it, out of it
We made it to the Dean's list
After all these years
Studied so hard
Only to find out
That we were the dipshits
For putting in all that work
It didn't mean as much as we wanted
Didn't mean as much as we wanted
Didn't mean as much as we wanted
Didn't mean as much as we wanted
Didn't mean as much as we wanted
After all these years
Of putting life to be with you
My friends and me
After all these years
Wasted all of that time
Don't we look stupid
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12. |
The Secret Yearbook
11:50
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I won't
Sign your
Yearbook
This year
I won't
Sign your
Yearbook
This year
You're not
My friend
This year
You're not
My best friend
Forever, forever again
I can't believe you'd let me down
You're the worst person in this damn town
I can't believe you would let me down
You're the worst person in this whole damn town
You told me
You weren't in choir this year
You weren't on the football team
You didn't do flags or equestrian club
I thought I could trust you
You told me not to do trivia bowl
I won't
Sign your
Yearbook
This year
I won't
Sign your
Yearbook
This year
I can't believe you'd do this to me
You've let me down
You're the worst person in this whole damn town
I can't believe you'd do this to me
You've let me down
I know you're the worst person in this whole damn town
I can't believe you'd do this to me
You've let me down
You're the worst person in this whole damn town
I can't believe you'd do this to me
You've let me down
I can't believe you
You're the worst person in this whole damn town
I'm goin off to college
And I'm gonna let you burn
I left a bunch of matches
Under a magnifying glass in your shed
I hope it lights alight
And I hope it burns you alive
And you realize why you died
I hope you realize why you died
I left some matches
Underneath your drywall
And a magnifying glass
Underneath your skylight
On the equinox
The lights will be aligned
The matches will go up
And so will your life
I wanna see your skin burn
I wanna see your hair burn
I wanna smell the taste of flesh in the air
I hope you burn
I hope you burn
I hope you burn
I hope you burn
I hope you burn
And I don't care
You've let me down for the last time
I won't find another person in line
I don't need you as a best friend
But I'll pretend to cry
At your funeral
Just to get the sympathy of
All the pretty girls
From our high school
They'll say "We're sorry"
That you died
And I'll smile inside
I don't care why you let me down
You're the worst damn person in this entire town
You did this to me
You have let me down
The worst damn person in this entire town
I won't
Sign your
Yearbook again
This year
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